Terrifying Robot Update!

They're Everywhere They're Everywhere

Dont worry the inflatable arm technology that can unroll and extend to any length will only be used to grab things not throats

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Well it was hell to give birth to but its pnuematic muscles make great beats when it OH GOD WHY DOES IT CRAWL LIKE THAT WHY DID THEY SPEED IT UP JESUS CHRIST

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You don’t think the next thing they teach him will be to hold a knife in his robo-mouth? Because the next thing they teach him is going to be to hold a knife in his robo-mouth!

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Its only a friend, a friend for your shoulder, a friend who will keep you safe, and warm, and make sure that you’re happy, and he’ll warn you about all those other friends, those flesh friends of yours, and how they’re just there to manipulate you, to make you jealous and lonely, and probably the best thing to do would be to poison them just poison them don’t worry about it they’re not real i’m the only friend that’s real shoulder friend

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There is no cucumber salad on earth worth teaching a robot how to use a knife

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